"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my 

 money to the church, would I get into heaven?" I asked the children in my 

 Sunday School class. 


 "No!" the children all answered. 


 "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything 

 neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?" 


 Again, the answer was, "No!" 


 "Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?" 


 A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

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