Humor List

What if Operating Systems Ran Airlines (revised)

What if Operating Systems Ran Your Car

A guide to computer languages

Food for Windows

EDP Position Descriptions

The Processor (by Cuisilex)

The Best Fruit Cake Ever!

The Jabberwocky (sort of)

Changing Light Bulb Jokes

Extending Windows to noncomputer environments

Sample Quotes from Steven Wright

HAL, Dave, and the Pentium (sure it's outdated, but it's funny)

The Top 10 Ways Cars Would be Different if They Were Built by Microsoft

How to fix the PC Cup Holder (6/13/96)

The Good Times Virus is not a Hoax! (2/97)

College Entrance Exam (football player version) (5/97)

If Dr. Seuss Wrote Star Trek (5/97)

What is the State of Hell (5/97)

The Diet (8/17/97)

The difference between economic theories (9/97)

The difference between heaven and hell (9/97)

The difference between computer heaven and hell (3/98).

Whom do you know that's Chinese? (3/98)

1st Grade proverbs (5/99)

New Orleans funeral (5/99)

Ole's conversion (7/00)

The Pirates of the Valkyrie? (7/00)

Why Police Officers Can Harass People (7/00)

The Princess Menace (Lightsabers. The Force. True Love. Torture. Revenge. and the Jawas of Unusual Size. (11/01) 

Attack on the Taleban (2/02) 

How to get to Heaven (8/02) 

The Pastor's Cat (5/05) 

The Famous Klopman Diamond! (10/06) 

Counting Sheep (10/06) 

Fluffy's on the Roof - an Exercise in Tact (9/07) 

The Definition of Happiness (9/07) 

How to Prepare for an Economics Test (9/07) 

How to fix a flat tire (9/07) 

The English Drive Funny (9/07) 

Aggie Word Processor (9/07) 

Aggie CIA Agent (9/07) 

Aggie College of Pharmacy (9/07) 

Aggie Knock-Knock (9/07) 

A Life Raft in Oklahoma (9/07) 

Texans Bragging about Texas (9/07) 

The Russian Potato Crop (9/07) 

If I Ran a Deli (9/07) 

Assassinating the Dictator (9/07) 

How to Pitch a Tent, Army-Style (9/07) 

They Shoot Horses (9/07) 

Religious Leaders Gambling (9/07) 

A startling proposition (9/07) 

Should She Give Up Smoking (9/07) 

The Town Moron (9/07) 

Division of Decisions for a Happy Marriage (9/07) 

Saving Money on the Doctor Visit (9/07) 

How to prove that all odd numbers are prime (9/07) 

Saving IRS Agents and Lawyers from Drowning (9/07) 

The Magical Brass Rat (9/07) 

Why New Jersey has Toxic Waste Sites (9/07) 

What is a tragedy? (9/07) 

Can Two Negatives Make a Positive? (9/07) 

What does a dyslexic, athiest, insomniac do for fun? (9/07) 

The Genie and the Mother-in-Law (9/07) 

Mrs. Klopman's Revenge (10/07)