If I Ran a Deli

The customer tracked down the owner of the deli. "How can you sell salami for $2/pound?" The deli across the street is only charging $1.75/pound."

"Then why don't you go and buy your salami across the street?" asked the owner.

"Well, they're out of salami."

The owner thought it over. "Well, if I didn't have any, I'd sell salami for $1.50/pound."

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