Top 10 Ways Cars Would be Different if Built by Microsoft
- 10. A particular model year of car wouldn't be available until
the year after instead of the year before.
- 9. Every time they repaint the lines on the road, you'd have
to buy a new car.
- 8. From time to time, your car would just die and you would
have to restart it. For some reason, you'd just accept it.
- 7. You could only have one person in the car at a time unless
you bought a Car 95 or a Car NT. But then you'd have to buy more
- 6. Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was powered by the
sun, twice as reliable and five times faster but it could only
drive on five percent of the roads.
- 5. The oil, engine, gas, and alternator warning lights be
replaced by a "General Car Fault" warning light.
- 4. People would get excited about the "new" features in
Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they have been
available in other's cars for years.
- 3. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft gas.
- 2. The US Government would be getting subsidies from an
automaker instead of giving them.
- 1. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.