Top 10 Ways Cars Would be Different if Built by Microsoft 

10. A particular model year of car wouldn't be available until the year after instead of the year before. 

9. Every time they repaint the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car. 

8. From time to time, your car would just die and you would have to restart it. For some reason, you'd just accept it. 

7. You could only have one person in the car at a time unless you bought a Car 95 or a Car NT. But then you'd have to buy more seats. 

6. Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was powered by the sun, twice as reliable and five times faster but it could only drive on five percent of the roads. 

5. The oil, engine, gas, and alternator warning lights be replaced by a "General Car Fault" warning light. 

4. People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they have been available in other's cars for years. 

3. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft gas. 

2. The US Government would be getting subsidies from an automaker instead of giving them. 

1. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.