New Orleans' funeral

A man who was watching a funeral go by in New Orleans with a long line after the casket. He walked up to the first man in line and asked "who died."

The man answered "my mother-in-law."

"What happened," he asked.

"The dog bit her,"

He thought for a moment and then asked "Can I buy the dog?"

The man answered grimly, "get in line."

 

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